This evening's disasters.
Here are this evening’s disasters in order of appearance: Ari widdles all over the bathroom mat after emphatically denying the need for the potty Ari poos in bath despite assuring me, again, that she does not need the potty I make Katy tea and in the process dislodge the olives in the fridge, leaking brine all over the mushrooms Ari has mini-sick which lands on Katy. Probably not...
Once upon a time, little baby sitting on the grass. That’s the end.– Ariadne’s first venture into the art of storytelling.